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Hi, I was born and raised in Trinidad. Everywhere I look around I see people doing stupid things but in my travels, I 've noticed a much higher concentation of doltishness (Yes doltishness is a word -look it up - for all you idiots who think you're being smart when someone says something that sounds wrong and you're so quick to correct) in Trinidad.
Every day I feel like reaching out and choking my fellowman - in the banks, the supermarket, on the roads, the malls, at work, basically everywhere. To prevent myself from actually following through requires enormous self-control and the thought that if I do proceed with a choking, I'll end up in jail and there will be another idiot born in no time to replace the one lost. So I will vent my frustration via this web-site.
I have a few suggestions to make Trinidad a better place -
1. Do away with SEA, CXC and any other crappy local exams. Have all children sit exams that are up to international standards and all low scorers, immediately remove them from the classroom and put them to learn a teade - no use wasting tax-payers money. The extremely slow ones can immediately begin earning money by digging drains, picking up rubbish, cutting grass etc.
2. Vasectomies for all men who's I.Q.'s are below 100. Hysterectomies for wowen with similar criteria.
3. Put all Grenadians, Guyanese, Bajans etc. to live on one of the islands off the north-west peninsula.
4. From (3) we can now turn Sea-Lots, Cocorite, Beetham, Lavantille into nice parks and have room to expand Port-of-Spain and the crime problem in the capital will be solved.
5. Create an elite arm of the Police Service called the bull-pistle patrol. They will go around ensuring that people refrain from stupid acts such as parking in front gateways etc. Any offenders are immediately dealt a sever bull-pistle on their asses.
6. Legalise suicide - allow stupid people to kill themselves - it's the biggest contirbution they can make to society. For those who fail at their attempts, provide them with a brochure on "how to" so the morons don't fail the second time.
If you don't like what you see then go to another site. You may post your thoughts and feelings but I will not read them - I don't entertain the thoughts of idiots.
If you like what you see then most likely you fall in the small percentage of intelligent persons who reside in Trinidad. Feel free to send me money.Or you may send me any pics and descriptions of Trinis doing stupid things - I may post it if it is deemed worthy.
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